Showing posts with label photos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label photos. Show all posts

Monday, October 23

Dang, Am I Cute or What?

Time is flying by. It seems like just yesterday I was starting this site, still suckin' on amniotic fluid. And now, I'm five weeks old on the Outside, livin' the good life.

Here I am chillin' in one of my many blankies:

Geez, I sleep a lot.Here I am with my Grams:

Hold my head up, Grandma!This is me in my work out clothes, ready to run like Rocky Balboa, baby:

Adrien!Here I am with my Grandpa Russ, Uncle Ian, and dad:

Yes, I'm a quarter black, people.This is my folks and me right before my Grandpa Dave's birthday dinner:

This is one good lookin' family if I ever saw one.This is my Grandpa Dave, hamming it up, and my Grandma smiling like crazy while holding me, like usual:

You're silly, grandpa.And here... well, this is just the I'm-too-stinking-cute-for-words shot:

I was actually just about to cry, but my dad snapped it just in time!
Until next time that's (my already-having-to-deal-with-paparazzi) life thus far.

Saturday, September 23

Okay, I Made It!

Well, I finally made it. That's right, on September 18, 2006, at 18:39 (don't ask me how I know military time), I, Riley C. entered this fine world, healthy and, as I'm told by almost everyone that holds me, beautiful. It was quite the journey. But now, I'm here. On the Outside.

This is me right after I tunneled my way out of my mom's womb... yeah, I'm a bit gooey:

You can call me Gooey McGooster
This is me getting my first bath:

This water is warm.
This is me sucking on my dad's thumb:

Your thumb tastes weird, dad.

This is me and my dad just hangin' out together:

He's a good dad

I'm sure there's going to be a lot to write about, but I really don't have much to say right now. Things aren't much more eventful than they were inside my mom's womb. I mean, I still sleep a lot, eat as much as I can, and that's pretty much my life. The coolest thing is I finally got to hear my own voice.

My parents seem pretty cool, though they're not quite the night owls that I am. What can I say, I like to sleep during the day and stay up at night?! I'm growing accustomed to a more regular schedule, though.

Well, I'll surely have more to say, but just wanted to give a shout out to all of you peeps who have been praying for my protection and safe arrival... they paid off. If I haven't met you yet in person, I look forward to doing so really soon. Drop by anytime.

Until next time, that's (my ultra blessed and finally tangible) life thus far.

Thursday, August 10

What Will It Be Like?

Like my old man, I, too, have no idea what any of this means. This being born thing that is.

I mean, what's it going to be like on the Outside? What will my parents act like when I'm out there? How am I going to react when I actually have to wear diapers and clothes? What's earth look like, smell like, feel like? What will I eat and how much will I like it all? There are so many questions and so few answers until I get out there.

That's it, I think I'm going to try and break out of this joint early. I can't take the suspense much longer. It may not happen, but I'll try. I happened to catch this show last season while I was still developing my ears and eyes and brain and stuff, and I think it captures the spirit of my future attempt well:

Yes, the womb is like a warm, wet prison

Until next time, that's (my extremely curious and impatient) life thus far.

Friday, July 14

Independence Day and the Rockettes

It sounds like I missed quite the show with my folks this past week. Oh well. I definitely have many Independence Days ahead of me. And I think the best Independence Day will be when I get out of this crammed womb.

As you can guess, things are getting tighter. Much tighter. It's difficult to roll around at all. All I can really do right now is stretch for a couple moments and/or kick. My mom told me that becoming a professional Rockette might be in my future. We'll see.

My future career
But, on the other side of the token, or more accurately, my mom's tummy, this isn't comfortable for her either. I'm getting bigger. I weigh roughly three pounds now and, while that may not seem like much to any of you, it takes a toll when those three pounds are movin' and groovin' inside your body as much as I am. It's alright though. Just two and a half more months and my mom won't have to deal with me inside her anymore. Then it's a whole new world. For both my parents and me.

Until next time, that's (my increasingly squeezed and co-dependent) life thus far.

Friday, May 26

Yo Mom, Stop Crampin' My Style

For the life of me, I could not get comfortable last night. I kept moving around, trying to find that just-right spot, but eventually, I just gave up. I don't think my mom was too happy about it as it was pretty late. But gosh, I need some more room. Maybe I will be sliding out of this joint early after all. It's too cramped for my taste. I need room to breathe. I need... freedom. If you want to know what it's like as a fetus, it feels like this (only without the salt):

The joys of being a fetus... this is what I feel like right now.
Until next time, that's (my very cramped) life thus far.

Thursday, May 25

The Pet Pleading Begins

I'm not even born yet and I already want a pet. How could you not when, just minding your own business, surfing the web from your mom's uterus, OH MY GOSH! You come across pictures like these...

Talk about a puppy dog face. Puuuuhlease mom and dad, can we get a dog... can we?

If not a dog, at least a bunny.

I know we already have a cat, but how about this kitten?

Okay everybody, clap if you agree I should get a pet already!

Com'on now, how can you resist this little guy?

Their powers of cuteness overwhelms. If you want some more of the cutest living things in the world (next to me, that is), check out Cute Overload for all your unbelievably adorable, pet-lovin' needs.

Until next time, that's (my way too cute but pet-deprived) life thus far.

Tuesday, May 23

The Photogenic Fetus That Is Me

People have been asking my parents about the last ultrasound a lot lately. And considering the fact that no one other than my parents have actually seen me yet, my parents and I decided it would be nice to show you a couple snapshots from my latest photo opportunity.

First, here's my big toe for which my mom nicknamed me "Big Toe Magoo." According to her, I've unwillingly inherited my dad's oddly curved toes. Thanks, dad.

Big Toe Magoo... Schmig Schmoe Schmagoo...

Next, here's a nice little profile shot. I may not have the most distinguished of features yet, but as you might be able to see here, it looks as if I have a really big nose and some very voluptuous lips. We'll see if it stays that way.

This isn't my good side, but it'll do.

If you're still not convinced I'm a girl, here's the picture to make you think otherwise. What you may think appears like a boy part is actually just the umbilical cord. Yes, I'm very much a girl.

Notice the three lines... yeah, boys don't have those.

Lastly, here's a nice little face shot. I would have waved, but my arm muscles are still developing. My eyes and brain look a little hollow here, but don't worry, that's just fluid. I am fully in tact.

Hiya. Nice to meet you.

Well, those are the only photos worth showing for now. Wait a couple more months and I'll have some much better shots for you. Also, I think my dad's been taking pictures of my mom's belly so you can see what I'm doing to stretch her... literally.

Until next time, that's (my incredibly photographic) life thus far.